Corky Wharton 

One who has an infatuation with pk, or an oblong chair.

Move that Corky Wharton, it's in the way of the television.
He is a Corky Wharton.

Corky Wharton by Webster December 29, 2003

Corky Wharton 

A large oblong television, or one with an infatuation with pk.

Man, get that Corky Wharton outta my way, its blocking the television.

Corky Wharton by Webster December 29, 2003