Skip to main content

Cornfuck 

The act of shucking corn by inserting entire cob with husk into anal cavity & performing the Vagal Maneuver (bearing down as in a forced bowel movement), thus expelling freshly shucked corn. For best results use a virgin sphincter. After eating corn, husk will become more malleable and easily removed manually.
"Hey Dicky, go cornfuck 12 ears for supper, we havin company."
"but mom....we had corn last night & my asshole is bleeding & the doc said I gotta wait a week....cant Edwin do it?"

corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.
corfuckingtado by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

cornfucker 

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

hard core fuck 

Having hard core sex so hard that the pussy turns bright red and the dick cums so much that it is soaked and the woman is moaning so loud the neighbors here it across the street.
Hey you want to hard core fuck tonight
Yes how much will it be.......
UUUUUUUhπŸ˜¦πŸ˜¦πŸ˜¦πŸ˜¦πŸ˜¦πŸ’πŸ†πŸ‘

Cornfuckled 

The constant confusion when conversing with another.
I'm really Cornfuckled right now.
Cornfuckled by staceyyy.x June 26, 2014

corepuckle 

To be screwed over effectively
We got corepuckled on our project!
corepuckle by Cecertinypecker August 21, 2023