cordy horch

The fat woman that lurks in the corners. She is fat, hairy, and nearly dead. A freak, to be quite frank. She reads poems to her dog in her free time. She has this face that's quite .... Interesting. She wheezes and groans when she has to walk two feet. Thank you. Also, she has an extra udder. Whoopsies

At the persons house
Normal person: I'm hungry can I make food
Cordy horch: I'm so starved I need food. Make me some. Tanks.

by The Coolio Earl January 24, 2014