McQueen Senior: Shut up! we'll probably get pwnd by Cordova... Again.
Cordova Band: Providing all of your snooty McQueen High School pwnage since 2006.
McQueen Band: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Cordova, let's go hide with our sorry ass selves.
Cordova High School Band Member: Dude, did they just wet their uniforms in step?
Other Cordova Band Member: No, they were all off-beat, as usual.