The only high school ever to have collected enough awesomeness
to have a gravitational pull. Home of the Lancers, the Big Red Music Machine, Mr. Fabulous- who is, by the way, fabulous- and the best high school in the Central Valley of California
. Their band is the rival of McQueen. Our friends love us, our enemies hate us (namely McQueen), and everyone else just fears us. Go Big Red!
McQueen Freshman: We're gonna rock at Fairfield!
McQueen Senior: Shut up! we'll probably get pwnd
by Cordova... Again.
Cordova Band: Providing all of your snooty McQueen High School pwnage since 2006.
McQueen Band: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Cordova, let's go hide with our sorry ass selves.
Cordova High School Band Member: Dude, did they just wet their uniforms in step?
Other Cordova Band Member: No, they were all off-beat, as usual.