Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts
Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 14, 2022
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A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.
Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?

Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 14, 2022
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