peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.

everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?

by thatspicything April 24, 2019

Mr. Cooper

tall math teacher big beard. looks bad w/o one
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married

big football guy

overall, cool math guy

Guy “yo it’s Mr. Cooper!”
C-dawg “don’t call me that.”

by blerrrrp June 17, 2022

Mr. Cooper

a nice ass mf teacher that gives assignments on convenient dates and makes homework due three days later

Good thing Mr. Cooper assigns CK12 on Friday and makes it due Monday at 11:59 PM, I wanna spend my weekend

by nugget_ October 26, 2020

bryce cooper

the big boi who is gonna fuck lauren and then in a loli voice say "oi that was good eh, now make me eh some spagetti" and then go catch a fub on fortnite battle royale in duos with reggie (whos body is quite still ready) on the nintendo switch.

oi did you hear how bryce cooper got that dub?

by fuckaduck274 March 11, 2019

Cooper's Cream

Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream

Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!

by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 24, 2021

cooperism

Being complacent in all areas of your life.

He won't challenge his woman. He suffers from Cooperism. Complacent everywhere in his life.

by Arpa of Sparta September 22, 2023

Cooper Green

Cooper is a stunning tall guy with deep blue eyes. He is dirty blond hair that is a little wavy or curly. He has a beautiful body and a even beautifully dick. He hasn’t dated any body yet but the ladies love him. If your around him he’ll make u smile as big as the sun.

I just was to be railed by Cooper Green

by Ilikelutzfloridakids February 1, 2021