the act of trying to be cool, but endibg up looking like complete ghey douche bag

a word people try to used to make them sound but it jusy really annoys the fuck out of people

douche: hey guys wasnt that movie just coolioness?!!

guy: did you just fucking say "coolioness"?!

douche: yeah!!!!

guy: dude your a fucking douche!! get the hell away from me!!

coolioness by crAnk_[lynn marie] February 11, 2009

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Coolioness

Coolness, but cooler.

“Bro you have so much coolioness today”
“Thanks bro!!!”

Coolioness by snellie January 1, 2023

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