Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.

Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010

cool story bro

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro

by a1b2c3d4e5 January 6, 2009

cool story bro

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

by Geneva H February 7, 2009

cool story bro

when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear

person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"

by Princess barbie doll 101 February 6, 2018

Cool story, bro

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".

Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."

by thefoureyedfox October 24, 2008

Cool Story, Bro

A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.

Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.

You: Cool story, bro

by Punchrocket Piers July 16, 2009

cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

by smmmg April 9, 2016