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A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma. You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro". Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro. |
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December 7, 2010 Urban Word of the Day
A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)
Person B: cool story bro |
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An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting. "This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
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4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care 1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
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Cool story, bro is the ultimate shut down to faggotry, obvious trolling, and tl;dr infecting the internets, to which there is no response Troll: "Halo invented the FPS video game genre!"
Other Guy: "Cool Story Bro" |
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The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage. Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.
Kelly: Cool story bro. *FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE* Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages. Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO! Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless. Son: Cool story bro. |
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A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation. There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is: 1) cool story bro 2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it 3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up? etc. 1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro. 2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I -- Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it. 3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up? |
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This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story. JLT: And that's how Frodo destroyed the ring
Everyone else: Cool story bro. |
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