Something or someone who is lovely, cute and sweet but very stupid at the same time. cute and pathetic at the same time Like a puppy who runs into a glass-door.
Girl -Oh look at that guy over there on the Harley Davidson.
Boy -Yeah I see him, bet he feels proud on that bike.
*Guy on harley looks at them and smirks*
Girl -Bet he's got a small dick too. Poor bastard.
Boy -Yeah, what a cookietard!