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Cookiefag 

A sad, dumbass child (most commonly male) who will commonly be found cutting himself/herself for attention. They are attracted to rich people (preferably those with horses) and are drawn to sad, pathetic bands like a fly to shit. They are one of the two weight extremes and have a small group of around 3-5 friends, none of which are there by choice.

They often watch porn as it's their only chace of ever seeing anyone naked...ever. They'll brag to mates about smoking or doing drugs even though they haven't because they're too much of a pussy. These are the kind of people who fail suicide attempts because it's purely for the attention for which they're normally denied because of their poor social skills and commonly complain that they don't get along with their family because their mum/dad once asked them to do the dishes instead of jacking off.
Cookiefag: Guess who got laid?
Other dude: Uhm not you?

Cookiefag: Guess who's high?
Other dude: Not you?

Cookiefag: Guess who's popuar!?
Other dude: Not you?
Cookiefag by Schnoodlesandrice December 8, 2010
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Cookiehandjob 

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.
Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.
Cookiehandjob by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Cookieman’s ass cheeks 

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

Cookieman’s fat ass 

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

Cookiegasm 

To experience an undiscribably amazing sensation in your mouth after biting into a fresh, mouthwatering cookie.
Nick had a cookiegasm after biting into a delicious, homemade chocolate chip cookie.

cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.
What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008

ScissorKick CookieWiggle 

The two lesbians got into the back of their subaru forester and did the ScissorKick CookieWiggle

As created by Jason Ellis.