coof

To punch or hit someone dead-on very hard.

by Uzo June 12, 2005

Coof

The sound an anus or vagina makes when a guy pulls his dick out fast.

"I pulled out so fast last night that I made Lisa coof"

An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit

Your are one coof

by Greystar142 June 1, 2011

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

When someone says something and you’re unsure wether to respond with cool or oof so you combine them and bam. COOF.

-wyd?
-I’m on a seven hour road trip to Las Vegas
- COOF

by not_sadie_sink July 28, 2019

1.) when someone is extremely wet from behind the three point line in basketball
2.) coofin all over da world

1.)yo dude john was fuckin coof sauce in our game today
2.)you already know that im coof sauce papi

by Kevvvy March 7, 2008

A city bus, subway train, or any other mass-transit system, especially one full of coofers.

Since all the restaurants and bars got closed down, the only thing there is to do all day is ride the coof toob around town.

by NPC #2525 April 22, 2020