Coochsquatter 

A drunk bitch who decides to take off her panties in the middle of the road, thus exposing her coochular region whilst squatting to make urine.

You hear about the coochsquatter last night? I heard that she made so much urine that the car slipped.

Coochsquatter by Drewcifer69 December 12, 2012

cocksquatter 

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks

"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"

cocksquatter by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006