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Coochie Cream is a type of cream women put on their vagina, to attempt making it smell better. Often times, they over use the cream and the smell is overwhelming. On some occasions, places they have sat reeks of coochie cream even after they are long gone. In some rare occurrences, places they have sat gets covered in the cream. Some guys have been known to use coochie cream as a lube, when no Vaseline is available.
Axel Rose brought a groupie backstage, and as he was about to have sex with her, he smelled the coochie cream.
by N'villePuss April 06, 2010