Top Definition
A living, breathing STD. Capable of spreading by mere touch. Tends to be highly intoxicated, very angry, and extremely meticulous. This STD will turn your skin a dark shade of brown and will cause you to have late night cravings to vaccuum the entire house.
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by Sendou April 05, 2010

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