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A daily holiday originating in Texas in 1985, but now mainly celebrated in the Quad Cities area of Illinois. Conza is a celebration of awesome things. To define Conza would be like trying to define the colors that swirl around in your eyelids when you close your eyes, or what the man who discovered you could eat eggs was thinking beforehand.

Not to be confused with Kwanzaa.
"Oh man, it's August 6th! This is like, the most important Conza I can think of!"

"I'm thinking about celebrating Conza big time today, I'm gonna go grab a sixer of High Life and sew some shirts together or something."
by RippyTippyTappy February 04, 2010