| 1. | Convosite | ||
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A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say. In an instant messenger chat:
Convosite: "Hey" You: "Hi there." Convosite: "What's up?" You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party." Convosite: "K" (...time passes) Convosite: "What's new?" You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..." Convosite: "K" (...time passes) Convosite: "So what can you tell me?" You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!" |
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