Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
by FoulMe January 4, 2012
Eg. "I wanted to talk in private but she told me to say what you have to say right here, right now!" So to me, that was an open contract, so I told her I was not her baby daddy!
by Lexichief February 22, 2018
A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.
Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
A contract where you sell your soul to a company or person i.e letting them own everything you ever produced and also them being able to always extend the contract as a bonus fact most slave contracts prevent people from suing the company so always read the contract before signing
You never hear anything about the people who have auditioned for ___ Got Talent? Maybe they have signed a slave contract so they can't post anything online without their permission
by Hotpies January 28, 2018
A trauma contract is where one person in a relationship (romantic or friendship) makes partner(s) sign a contract saying that they will not do certain things as a result of a previous toxic relationship. This is often linked with ptsd and paranoia, as trauma from the past could make one fear similar things happening again.
by Freerose October 1, 2018
by Contractkiller69 November 26, 2006
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006