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Spanish for "Fucking cool ass middle name." The origins go back to the times of old when the Latina name "Consuela" could not adequately express the true awesomeness that the name represented.
Guy 1: Did you hear Michael's middle name is Consula?

Guy 2: I heard it was because he is better than everyone in every way that could ever be measured.
by NappleB January 19, 2013