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1.
After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.
"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."
by monkeytestlilcecancer October 24, 2011
 
2.
Continuous excessive masturbation.
Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.
by Garth Y. March 17, 2008