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Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.
by SunniBunni September 6, 2010
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constifarted

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.
by moegi9 May 22, 2010
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Constifarted

When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.
I'm so constifarted right now!
by Poopsguy July 29, 2025
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