He's a swagfag. He's a surfer. He looks like he's stoned and he doesn't believe it's even noon yet. He likes to surf with guys and play water polo.
Justin: who is that stoned looking swagfag I see? He's wearing Beats.
Dylan: oh shoot, it's that Conner Wells.

Justin: aw man, let's get out of here I don't know how to surf!
by Blue orcas December 5, 2013
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