Conjobulation

A word expressing praise or excitement specifically regarding a new job.

Conjobulations Mel on the new position at Acme Corp!

Conjobulation by SBMel April 24, 2019

electronical-combobulation

A combination of a whole lot of electronic shit, usually in a hectic and chaotic manner. It could be something complex like the control panel of an aircraft or something as simple as a personal computer (depending on the intelligence of the individual using the word).

"For the Love of God, this box is a damn electronical-combobulation".

electronical-combobulation by alliance psi April 14, 2010

Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

conjibulating 

To poke stuff with sticks and get great fun out of it

'Lyk OMFG im conjibulating this hen!'

conjibulating by Jebus the great January 16, 2006

confusticated combobulation apparatus 

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

confusticated combobulation apparatus by mulletboat June 5, 2009

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)

"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."

confabulation by Franga February 19, 2008