Top Definition
Conisbee is someone who is sad and lonely, someone who is a player but sadly never gets any sex. Likes it from behind. Sometimes known as a sexual position among gays. Conisbee is someone who is lazy and has no life.

Conisbee is also a person who suffers from sweaty balls and chronic masturbation. This person will masturbate anywhere, including under his desk.

Also has a severe lack of social skills and intelligence.
Conisbee: Hiya! I've got something important to tell you.
Brim: zzzzzzzz

Why will that guy Conisbee not leave me alone

Oh I feel so much like a Conisbee right now.

Gay guy: Will you perfom the Conisbee on me?
by SuperDic February 24, 2009
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