Top Definition
Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.
Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.
by Naseknows December 13, 2009
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