Confucted 

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,

Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."

Confucted by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011

Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

conflacted 

Anything you want it to be

Dude, Im so conflacted

conflacted by ColPowell November 20, 2013

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

Conflictedl

Conflictedl is one of the most influential players of the Hypixel. He's arguably the best lobby sitter of his time, He's so famous and talented. He is so sexy and the hottest SkyWars GodLike.

Conflictedl's is such a cutie

Conflictedl by SupremeIOI July 24, 2021

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021