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Confucktuous 

To be in a confused state of mind but just can't find it in one's self to actually give a fuck so they continue on and whatever happens happens.
This one time during the summer the weather changed drastically three times in a 45 minute time span. The weather went from 80 to 65 to 98 on everything so I said to myself, "Lawton's weather is on some Confucktuous bullshit it can't decide if it's going to stay cool or hot as hell, it's just going to go with the flow if it's hot it's hot if its cold its cold Fuck it.
Confucktuous by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020
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Confucktuous 

To be in a confused state of mind but just can't find it in one's self to actually give a fuck so they continue on and whatever happens happens.
This one time during the summer the weather changed drastically three times in a 45 minute time span. The weather went from 80 to 65 to 98 on everything so I said to myself, "Lawton's weather is on some Confucktuous bullshit it can't decide if it's going to stay cool or hot as hell, it's just going to go with the flow if it's hot it's hot if its cold its cold Fuck it.
Confucktuous by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020

Confuctious 

While walking down the streets of New York City, the large crowds made me confuctious.

or

When asked a question by reporter, Donald Trump was confucted
Confuctious by Al pal gal March 13, 2017

confuckous 

A state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion.

(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)
The fight was a Confuckous! Nobody even knew what was going on.
confuckous by Sabre things✌ October 22, 2013

Self confucktious 

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.
No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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