Coneturion 

Similar to a centurion and spartan the coneturion is the act of having one hit from a bong every minute for one hundred minutes, likely results in a coma hence the alternative name comaturion.

Did you hear Kemar completed a full Coneturion
Wow, what a fried dog...

Coneturion by MoreFriedThanAPoodleOnAStick October 30, 2011

dualing centurion

A female weighing at least 200 pounds.

Look at that big ol' dualing centurion over there!

dualing centurion by Back Porch Boys April 1, 2008

cooch contusion 

discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"

cooch contusion by raikoue March 30, 2011

anal contusion 

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

anal contusion by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

Centurion

Sinking 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Without chundering or missing one.

I am an Centurion, i have the power.

Centurion by Swineth July 19, 2003

Cooch Contusion 

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

Cooch Contusion by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

Centurion

A centurion was a warrior who had one hundred men under his command. They fought for the Roman empire, and were chosen for their skill in combat, as well as leadership ability. Once a man became a centurion, he would be one until his death. Whereas a regular soldier could retire, a centurion had no such option. A centurion was always in the front, leading his troops to battle; the most dangerous place to be on the battlefield.

The centurion would've fucked up the rajput in real life. Deadliest warrior is an inaccurate television show.

Centurion by Architecture Major October 1, 2010