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Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.
Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.
by Jasper John January 31, 2007
The first African-American war criminal.
Condi Rice was one of the major architects of the invasion of Iraq before becoming Secretary of State
by Rattus cattus September 14, 2006