Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 17, 2023

Condensed milk and bread

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

by Sheblumie March 29, 2022

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk

has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years. Its products have been specifically formulated to be the perfect complement for slightly sweeter Hispanic recipes such as flans, tres leches cake, and many more.

With almost 70 years of heritage,
Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the authentic taste
for your favorite recipes.

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk

offers high-quality
Sweetened Condensed Milks and Evaporated
Milk for all your baking and cooking needs.
Add a little joy to your favorite recipes.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk

Has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023