"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"
by Aluriaphin September 26, 2007
A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.
"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."
- Jesus
- Jesus
by levi_athan September 26, 2011