The Concomitant Bozack Position is a stance on homosexuality defined by the following:
Two individual males are only to be considered homosexual if their scrota contact in such a fashion as to permit the transference of sweat.
Colloquially known as the "balls are touching" stance.
"Dude, your balls touched! You're gay!"
"No. Under the Concomitant Bozack Position, since my sack was wrapped in saran, no ballsweat passed. I am safe."