A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.

Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.

NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".
I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.
by Number 2wo February 6, 2011
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