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A con pimp is defined as a person who is popular at cons (teen events)not because they sleep around, but because they are one of the most chill people one will ever meet. A con pimp is always respectful, and never takes advantage of his/her power (ex/ white, male supremacy). A con pimp is very affectionate, but never makes people feel uncomfortable. He/she is essentially very huggable. <3 Also, see con whore.
"Look, Sean started a massive cuddle puddle. He's such a con pimp."
by Real eyes realize real lies April 13, 2007

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