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Comblumpkin
The Sex act of getting your cock sucked while sitting on the toilet and using a computer (laptop) at the same time.
Shit, i was so drunk last night, i was messaging you on AIM remember?
Ya man, what were you doing?
I was getting a Comblumpkin.
Aww yeah!!
Ya man, what were you doing?
I was getting a Comblumpkin.
Aww yeah!!
Comblumpkin by Krud April 29, 2008
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Spontaneous Comblumpkin
The act of either :
A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin
B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire
or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.
A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin
B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire
or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.
A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"
B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"
C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."
"Oh really? What'd she do?"
"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"
B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"
C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."
"Oh really? What'd she do?"
"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"
Spontaneous Comblumpkin by Lucizzle December 16, 2009
Complume
compblumpkin
The act of receiving oral sex whilst your woman drops a deuce. It is a compromise blumpkin; you smell her shit and she blows you.
Rachel ate way too much cheap Mongolian barbecue and was not down to give me a blumpkin. However, she had to take a shit so i stuck my man log in her mouth despite the wretched smell and got me a terrible compblumpkin.
compblumpkin by neljesse August 22, 2008
Complumbling
The act of mumbling complaints at an inaudible volume so as not to be heard by the subject of the complaint.
"What did she say when you told her you weren't going?"
"I don't know. I couldn't quite hear her, but I know she wasn't happy."
"How could you tell?"
"She was clearly complumbling."
"I don't know. I couldn't quite hear her, but I know she wasn't happy."
"How could you tell?"
"She was clearly complumbling."
Complumbling by Wordslinger September 5, 2013
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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