A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.
How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it
by LucieM December 15, 2006
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A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.
Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.
by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017
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Foregoing your happiness for good of the others. It's a lose-win situation, that will make others happy, but not you
It's better to be selfish than compassionate. Your happiness is more important than happiness of the others
by UltraRih August 28, 2022
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The ability to recognize our shared humanity.
I loved the compassion you showed when you helped that lady pick up her groceries after she had dropped her shopping basket on the floor.
by Light Bringer December 23, 2022
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Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.
“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.
by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022
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When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.
Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"
by Thy Primordial April 30, 2022
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A true Jeep that has potential. The first generation was the best although ugly until the facelift in 2011. Many people hate Compasses due to their size, but the original WW2 Jeep was even smaller.
“Dude, look at the stupid fake Jeep called a compass. What a loser”
“That Jeep Compass is not a fake Jeep and it’s more Jeep than the Fiat 500 based renegade”
by Sylvester Lemon July 11, 2022
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