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comickaze 

An inadequate or disappointing joke which was intended by the comedian to induce anticipation of a amusing punchline, but delivers a dull and unfunny resolution.
Sean: Hey guys, I've got a good one for ya! Why did the man run around his bed? So he could catch up on his sleep!

Ethan: That was bad. Really, that was apocalyptically corny.

Sean: Duh man. That joke was totally a comickaze, I meant to bomb it!
comickaze by efiki December 21, 2010
Related Words
(con-ick-ed) v. 1) To be anally penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own anus with the U.S. Constitution 2) To be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a Habeas writ the day of trial 3) To piss on a U.S. Constitution wrapped in the American flag 4) To laugh while burning potentially exculpatory evidence
1) Q: How was court today? A: My butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.

2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.

3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.
Connicked by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016

Cornickle 

When a tooth chips and or fall out but is proceeded to be swallowed by a living animal and a small noise can be heard as it enters your abdominal cavity
The sound was as quiet and as delicate as a cornickle
Cornickle by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
Boy Bawang is my favorite brand of cornick
cornick by enyaj October 18, 2007
Gaelic word meaning awesome. Current common use is "really really awesome". Also used on the East Coast of North America to tell someone that they are ridiculously good looking.
"I threw a pencil at the ceiling and it stuck"

"they don't call you Connick for nothing!"
Connick by high-five February 2, 2009

Conickers 

it is another word for, you guessed it balls, testicles or what ever word you can think of for you to call them. anyways it is a good way to say it infront of a teacher with out getting in trouble cause hey, its not a real word.
teacher: class its time to-
kid: CONICKERS!!!!
teacher: is somthing the matter kid
kid: no i just love saying CONICKERS!!!
Conickers by fool in the face April 28, 2006