Comesticide 

1.)The act of dropping or otherwise making the edible, inedible.

2.)"Killing" a food.

This delicious sphere of meat! It has rejected me by committing comesticide-- it has fallen upon the floor!

Comesticide by I AM THE JUSTICE August 1, 2008

domesticide 

death by domestication.

girl: "do you like this color towel for the bathroom or want this color towel..."

guy: "nooooo, please god help me!! no, i'm being domesticated... fratricide, matricide, homicide, suicide, domesticide. i'm putting up curtains... & screwing in little lights over the sink." - Henry Rollins

domesticide by metaball April 24, 2006

Domesticide 

The act of murdering every other member of your household.

In an apparent act of domesticide, the law student slaughtered the other students he was living with.

Domesticide by Son of Arathorn. August 10, 2010

comedicide 

The act of killing a joke, whether it be one that happened on the spot or a running one.

A person who is entirely funny and makes a habit of committing comedicide can be considered a comedicidal maniac.

Dude, you totally killed that joke - or should i say that you've just committed comedicide!

comedicide by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

comesticate 

Verb - a portmanteau of comestibles (food items) and to masticate (to chew, to chomp, to gnaw); a word used between two overeducated people when talking about eating.

"After you comesticate your breakfast, I will assist you with the perambulator.

comesticate by sharkyjoe August 6, 2018

commiticide 

To commit to something and then never doing it.

I commiticided on my pandemic project.

commiticide by Yeeusufuyfhdhdribshejeje April 27, 2024

Spontaneous combusticide

The act of committing spontaneous combustion.

Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.

Spontaneous combusticide by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020