by Cris March 17, 2004
A sudden disturbance of sensory function, equilibrium, or mental faculties usually caused by reaction to something achieved (or escaped) by a narrow margin.
Me and my buddy were on our way home on a country road after a long day's work. Suddenly, just after the turn-off, out jumped a doe (deer) in front of us. I was already in a coma from work -- after hitting the deer, and narrowly avoiding a serious car accident, I now was totally comatoast.
by Littlemanl January 9, 2012
by Mama’s banana October 24, 2018
In a coma, not likely to recover, the patient is "toast". simply replace comatose with comatoast. This got started when a family member mispronounced "comatose" and we realized that comatoast was in some cases more descriptive of the patient condition and prognosis.
The patient is comatoast.
by Bunny Love June 22, 2012