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2 definitions by Mama’s banana

Comatoast

Beat someone to near death with a steamy baguette

Officer: So?
Detective: Looks like he suffered a comatoast

by Mama’s banana October 24, 2018

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Schmeed

A schmeed is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small nugget. Similar to a chode.

Man 1: I’m going to take what you care about most
Man 2: No! Not ma schmeed!

by Mama’s banana January 3, 2020

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