Event in which two social outcasts, who were simply tired of being picked on, ran rampage throughout their school, shooting and killing afew people in the process.
Contrary to popular belief, the Columbine kids didn't do this because of Marilyn Manson, Neo-Nazism, The Matrix, or Doom (although these did contribute to their defective minds.) They did it because they were tired of being picked on!
by just another freaky kid September 2, 2003
A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.
Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??
by Rainiered October 27, 2020
On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.
by Cyniper July 26, 2006
1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead
by Tom Bomb December 29, 2005
An event in which to genius boys who had the knowledge to to change the world were driven to shoot up an entire school. No one would just shut the fuck up with there close minded boundries of "normal" and "decent". Columbine was a scary and i will admit, horifyling event. But i still think that the ones who say "i just dont know why they did this" are the ones who caused it. The only way that you can help to prevent this from happening again is if you "liberate your mind."-Disturbed
Think of it this way. Who were the ones who were made fun of in our parents time? The Nerds or Geeks or what ever. Now look at em! look at fuckin google!! The Nerds are now ruling the fucking world!!! why cant society see that were the new nerds! we may be getting kicked out of school but we are geniuses and Clumbine should has proved that!!! I say "we" because i understand the two kids!! I feel for them and i hope that one day you will all wish you had listend to them !!!!!!!!!
Think of it this way. Who were the ones who were made fun of in our parents time? The Nerds or Geeks or what ever. Now look at em! look at fuckin google!! The Nerds are now ruling the fucking world!!! why cant society see that were the new nerds! we may be getting kicked out of school but we are geniuses and Clumbine should has proved that!!! I say "we" because i understand the two kids!! I feel for them and i hope that one day you will all wish you had listend to them !!!!!!!!!
by ĄÑ┼Ï Ŋƍʁɱ March 9, 2008
If the boss says one more stupid thing to me, I am going to go Columbine in here.
Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation
Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation
by You know you thought it too May 3, 2011
by Anonymous August 12, 2003