Event in which two social outcasts, who were simply tired of being picked on, ran rampage throughout their school, shooting and killing afew people in the process.
Contrary to popular belief, the Columbine kids didn't do this because of Marilyn Manson, Neo-Nazism, The Matrix, or Doom (although these did contribute to their defective minds.) They did it because they were tired of being picked on!
by just another freaky kid September 2, 2003
A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.
Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??
by Rainiered October 27, 2020
1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead
by Tom Bomb December 29, 2005
If the boss says one more stupid thing to me, I am going to go Columbine in here.
Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation
Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation
by You know you thought it too May 3, 2011
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
The act of performing a massive school shooting (i.e. replicating what happened at Columbine High), although the location might not necessarily be a school but rather any establishment containing a large amount of people (i.e. a workplace).
by djh712 July 3, 2010
A massacre in 1999, which happened at Columbine High School in Amrica, when two senior students (Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold) attempted to blow up their school with two propane bombs and then kill the survivors with firearms (a Tec9, a Sawn off Shotgun and some other stuff).
Luckily, both bombs failed to detonate. They started shooting students as they went into the school, people heard the gun shots and rang the fire alarm saving the majority of the school.They went into the commons (where they had placed the propane bombs) and tried to set them off, when this failed they proceded into the libary where they killed the majority of the students.
After that, It is presumed they both shot themselfs in the head.
Luckily, both bombs failed to detonate. They started shooting students as they went into the school, people heard the gun shots and rang the fire alarm saving the majority of the school.They went into the commons (where they had placed the propane bombs) and tried to set them off, when this failed they proceded into the libary where they killed the majority of the students.
After that, It is presumed they both shot themselfs in the head.
Why they did it?
- In the autopsy after the Columbine massacre,It showed there was a surprising amount of anti depresent in Eric Harris blood called Luvox (there was none in Dylans).
- They were bother big fans of the bands KMFMD, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson.
- The movie Natural Born Killers - using this as the codename for their massacre.
- They also played doom for several hours and Eric Harris wrote in his journal "I had a dream last night about doom, it's strange since it was a level I have never been to before"
- It is also said they were bullied, Eric often wrote this But it was said that Dylan has quite a few friends.
- Dylan wrote on his school journal
“Fact: People are so unaware…well, Ignorance is bliss I guess…that would explain my depression.”
- Dylan also wrote a paper called "The Mind and motives of Charles Manson"
- In the autopsy after the Columbine massacre,It showed there was a surprising amount of anti depresent in Eric Harris blood called Luvox (there was none in Dylans).
- They were bother big fans of the bands KMFMD, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson.
- The movie Natural Born Killers - using this as the codename for their massacre.
- They also played doom for several hours and Eric Harris wrote in his journal "I had a dream last night about doom, it's strange since it was a level I have never been to before"
- It is also said they were bullied, Eric often wrote this But it was said that Dylan has quite a few friends.
- Dylan wrote on his school journal
“Fact: People are so unaware…well, Ignorance is bliss I guess…that would explain my depression.”
- Dylan also wrote a paper called "The Mind and motives of Charles Manson"
by The Never Sleeping Eye October 2, 2006