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A sexual act between two people involving coffee beans being shoved up the females ass and then being anally penetrated until the coffee beans are ground. Once the coffee beans are sufficiently ground the female then proceeds to snort a line of the poopy coffee off of the erect penis.
1. Susie was hopped up for hours after she gave Joe a Columbian Steam Pie!
by Hungarian Lunch Lady October 25, 2010