Colchester, CT 

A place where there is only Chinese and Pizza restaurants. Where there is nowhere to really chill so people are forced to roam around town aimlessly. The only fun thing to do is to smoke weed.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.

Mary: I live in Colchester, CT.
John: Wow, I'm sorry. You got bud?
Mary: Well, yeah. What other options do I have?
John: True, true.

Colchester, CT by TheyCallMeBigMac August 16, 2012

couched 

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couched by adamshane October 8, 2011

Colchester 

The oldest recorded town in England.

The Roman Wall in Colchester needs urgent funding.

Colchester by trekship1701 December 23, 2008

Colchester kebab 

When you're fucking a Colchester bird with a kebab pussy whilst she's on her period. As you nut, you pull out and give her the garlic mayo, mixing it with her chilli sauce ( period blood) then going down and feasting the Colchester kebab

Pulled this bird the other night and we made a Colchester kebab

Colchester kebab by Chayf March 26, 2021

Colchester Condom 

Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.

Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"

Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"

Colchester Condom by btr June 25, 2005

voulez-vous coucher avec moi 

would you like to sleep with me in french

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped

voulez-vous coucher avec moi by josue March 14, 2004

colchester academy 

A shit school that fails to educate people and every body there are pricks who think there solid. The teachers are cunts and there’s a famous mr chellakooty. SHIT SCHOOL!!!!

“Ugh look, it’s colchester academy. You wouldn’t wanna go there”

colchester academy by Betty-Boo boo March 2, 2020