A small public engineering
college in Golden, Colorado. While heralded as one of the most prestigious engineering colleges in the country, mines suffers from an absurdly imbalanced male-female ratio. Dating at mines for men is a perpetual state of being cock-blocked, as the number of single straight females at the university is somewhere in the single-digits.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA'
s sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful
college experiences in the country, the campus
suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the
suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of
weed-out classes. However,
weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to the
Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the
Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the
Colorado school of mines"
