People call us 'Marching band Cheerleaders'. Then we use our oversized pole weapons to beat them to death and after you finish in a Flourish into a Giant.
Person 1- It's the Marching Band Cheerleaders
Person 2- Oh yea
Me- *hitting person with flag rhythmically to satisfaction* I'm in Color Guard
Person 2- Oh yea
Me- *hitting person with flag rhythmically to satisfaction* I'm in Color Guard
by Precious Warrior March 12, 2018
A group of girls and boys who possess much talent. They radiate with energy and never stop smiling whether it starts to rain or they are brunt toast after long hours of being outside where tempurature broke the scale. They glide across the floor with flags, rifles, and sabres with a side of dance and sass. They are unique in many forms where their shows can vary from love to envy to death. Their uniforms are literally out of this world but its definetly a trend! No one can top it! It can be dangerous but only the TOUGHEST and COURAGEOUS people can handle it so those of you in colorguard, pat yourself on the back, you are still alive. There can be a barrier as colorguard is all about commitment not only being on the team but being a team, a family where its all about loving each other but most importantly yourself because if there was no self love, there wouldnt be a ripple of self love to everyone, it would just create negative vibes for self hate. So mental health is another key. Colorguard is also where you find yourself, a place for a better state of mind, and therapeutic.
by Stephkins April 9, 2019
Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.
The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.
by Yo know October 15, 2019
people that dance around a large arena or floor with weapons such as rifles and swords and long metal poles. Often seen wearing way too much glitter.
by SamTheCherry September 5, 2010
(High School) Mostly girls, who find that their only talent is spinning a pole or plastic stick. Which is one step closer to their often future "hobby" of spinning ON a pole. Color guard girls mostly seem to believe that they are important to a show, when in reality, it's comparable to the little tufts on a washed sweater; there, but not at all needed or wanted. These girls (and sometimes guys) tend to follow the "backlash-trends", as in trends that have already been cast aside, and are always at least 2 years behind the current style. Those who participate in this, can often be described as "a joke", "cringe", and "too-extra".
You're in color guard....? Wow, that sucks. Guess you really AREN'T talented. Guess you'll have to resort to stick-spinning.
by honestmeaning July 1, 2017
A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.
2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
by The Realist OG July 23, 2015
The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).
*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*
"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"
Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "
Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"
"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"
Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "
Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"
by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005