1 definition by The Realist OG

A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.

2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
Did you see that color guard girl? She dropped her flag twice and managed to hit a trumpet player!
by The Realist OG July 23, 2015
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