1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.

Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
by JizzleBizzle1980 February 12, 2009
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