Top Definition
someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
#turd burglar #salad shooter #butt pirate #anal intruder #colon pirate
by Big Daddy Hedgehog October 11, 2008
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