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"Coldpatch" usually refers to an overweight female. Focal point of a Coldpatch is the area of skin behind the arms. As more weigh is gained, poor blood circulation follows leaving the skin behind the arms cold and patchy.
Guy: Hey bro, that girl over there needs to work out, look at them arms!

Other guy: Yea, she's a "Coldpatch for sure"
by angryorchard141 November 09, 2012

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